Health, Customers and Relatable: The Anti-Karen

The Anti-Karen

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looked at me with accepting eyes and after I'd finished said, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 759

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Never change the routine

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend and I got up, dressed, and dealt with the kids. I had to be somewhere so I poured coffee for her and me and started eating my breakfast. She got offended, refused to drink coffee with me, and has been ignoring me since. She regularly starts eating before I sit down. FML

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You deserved it 73

By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Haterandlover 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:51

Your fault......People make mistakes.

missL1z 5

Monday 29 August 2011 8:53

You kinda deserved it. Nobody ask for accident to happen, you didn't have to bitch her out for it cuz I bet she would e truly sorry about it. She made a pretty awesome comeback!

Comments

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:10

well what did you expect? after you screamed at her she was supposed to smile and tell you you're right? ydi.

BikeAllDay818 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:44

I hate fat bitches like that

mario1992 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:28

hahahahhahahahahaha what she said was a total win.

e2m2cent 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:56

come on shit happens let stuff lik this go and live a happy life :)

no1xaskedxy0u 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:35

It says "while bitching out some girl" Is everyone the same? Does everyone consider "bitching out" the same? No. To you a "What the hell!" can be someone else's 10 minute long rant. She probably wasn't severely bitched out like everyone is thinking. and guess what.. If someone spills hot coffee on me, I'm not going to take it very lightly.. and honestly with a response like that someone might get smacked.

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:23

You are fat...

kiraleann 16

Friday 2 September 2011 16:23

Well there's not enough information here for me to really develop an opinion as far as whether or not OP deserved it...we don't know how the coffee was spilled or how the waitress or passerby or whoever she was first reacted, if she apologised and quickly set about helping clean up or if she said something rude. So, it could be either FYL for having to deal with that little bitch, or YDI for hollering at someone for, let's say, tripping, which is a total accident and you should have expected a rude retort after you bitched at her.