Health, Customers and Relatable: The Anti-Karen

The Anti-Karen

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looked at me with accepting eyes and after I'd finished said, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

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You deserved it 48 810

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Same thing different taste

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 625

You deserved it 11 808

Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 952

You deserved it 5 323

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 995

You deserved it 1 759

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 977

You deserved it 4 283

By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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You deserved it 4 048

Never change the routine

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend and I got up, dressed, and dealt with the kids. I had to be somewhere so I poured coffee for her and me and started eating my breakfast. She got offended, refused to drink coffee with me, and has been ignoring me since. She regularly starts eating before I sit down. FML

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You deserved it 73

By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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You deserved it 3 809

Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 009

You deserved it 4 069

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 212

Haterandlover 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:51

Your fault......People make mistakes.

missL1z 5

Monday 29 August 2011 8:53

You kinda deserved it. Nobody ask for accident to happen, you didn't have to bitch her out for it cuz I bet she would e truly sorry about it. She made a pretty awesome comeback!

Comments

Ryanjr 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 18:00

One word... DAYUM!

missalice0306 19

Monday 3 September 2012 10:39

I want to be friends with that girl

madgrinchhatter 12

Saturday 16 February 2013 15:02

BUUUUUUUURN

mkcherry 14

Saturday 9 March 2013 6:10

Even if someone spilled coffee on you and wasn't apologetic you should have more class and self respect than to just stop your day to be a bitch to a stranger in pubic. I hate people who feel they have the right to cause a scene and berate someone else because they aren't having a good day. She probably would have apologized had you handled the situation with some grace and civility. About two years ago I dropped my coffee on the floor and it splashed upwards and got all over a woman's legs, she wasn't burned or anything but she was dressed nicely and I just felt so horrible. I apologized, she said accidents happened and we got her and her shoes cleaned off. We actually were going to the same school at the time and we're pretty good friends now (I actually went to her wedding). Im not saying you had to befriend the girl but the least you could do was give her an opportunity to apologize OR have ignored her rudeness in favor of being a better more civilized person. If you want to run your mouth don't get offended when someone points out you're a fat bitch.