The bird's the word
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Why would you just stick up your middle finger without saying anything?
ive done it before. when you injure your middle finger you dont tend to think of much else
People do strange things when in a lot of pain. i once had 3 fingers shut in my friends van door once and I couldn't go words out all I could do was wimper and point until they realized what happened. Though I think OP's mom was immature and over-reacted.
Typical of a prostie...
What the hell is a "prostie"? A prostitute? You sound like my mum.
Dafuq 69? That doesn't even make sense..
Sure it does... Prosties don't take too kindly to hurtin the dick hand.
I would as well if someone stuck their finger up at me without saying anything.
My mom always jumps to the worst case scenario.
You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.
How do we know OP is a girl?
14 because it says
OP, if you don't use your big girl words, you cannot be entitled to sing "Mama I'm a big girl now" :)
I can just imagine what words would come out of a big girls mouth XP
When you hurt something as simple as your middle finger and can't talk because of it, you need to start working out or something...
I don't think you understand pain tolerance. Working out doesn't make smashing your finger feel any less painful. Also, can you recommend some middle finger exercises for us?
27 - My advice on middle finger exercises is to go downtown in a bigger city during rush hour traffic while driving in a Prius. Once your training has been completed, I'll honor you with the rank of 'Traffic Finger.'
Can you please explain how working out makes jammed fingers hurt less?
That comment made no sense at all... A middle finger can hurt just as much as any other bodypart! Just imagine when you bang your little toe into something, hurts like hell! Would it make sense then if somebody told you "It's just a little toe, can't hurt that much." And how the heck would working out help that?
Right, and after doing middle finger work outs, move on to the balls so they don't hurt as much when kicked.
24 - your comment actually made me cringe. there are few greater pains than getting your finger pinched by a door hinge :s
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Just explain? Even if she won't speak to you, she'll hear you.
Wouldn't it make more sense to just tell her?
Maybe the wound on your finger would attest to the truth?
That's just a simple misunderstanding . I'm sure once you explain what had happened and tell her you weren't being rude or disrespectful, you were just showing her your wound but didn't realize it was your middle finger and apologize, she will understand and forgive you. Don't worry, OP :)
And why couldn't you just say "I slammed the drawer on my finger"? It would have taken less effort to say it than to raise a finger in pain....
Yes, everyone is completely coherent and takes their time to think out what they're saying when they're hurt. I don't know about you but my average 'in pain' sentence only has 1 word that isn't cussing.
Oh my GOSH why is everybody saying the same thing when the FML clearly states that "without thinking" she raised her finger. So, yes! She could have said something! But she didn't so stop asking the same ******* question.
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You're a big girl. Use your big girl words.
It's a sad day when your mom jumps to the worst case scenario.