The candidate

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 13:51 - Australia - Mittagong

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
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DocBastard 38

If your competitor has the capability of memorising your entire speech after hearing it once, he probably deserved to win.

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perdix 29

You showed yourself to be a complete idiot by giving your opponent your speech. Luckily, your school found out before putting you in power.

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Enslaved 36

This FML reminds me of the movie "Bring It" except no Magic Fingers.:P

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Schizomaniac 24

SPIRIT FINGERS, GOD DAMMIT.

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Enslaved 36

Damn! I really ****** up my entire comment. Sorry to the fans of that movie. :P

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Ins0mau 20

I'll give YOU a magic finger!

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j_cat187 19

Call him out on it. You have a perfect opportunity to ruin his reputation.

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astralvagan 20

Haven't you seen the Bond films? Never give everything away!

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ramey_aka_stud 6

You kinda brought it upon yourself...just saying.

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thecovert 7

Looky there, you were right twice in a row!

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devore504 7

ydi why would you tell them. maybe you too dumb to run for anything

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Cartera 10

And create the same product over and over again. Then the morons of the World go out and by it over and over again.

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nublets 12

18- I think they are better at making shitty and expensive electronics :p

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vero559 7

Duh that was gonna happen. Why would u share ur real speech with a competitor.

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