Money, Family and Kids: The cheek!

The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 17:01 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By Jose - 08/07/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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mannatee 19

Monday 2 June 2014 1:34

Wow. Kids today.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 2 June 2014 1:37

Maybe you should teach her a lesson the hard way and take her to the police station to discuss what this could lead to in the future... My parents did that with my brother when he was forging progress reports they were supposed to sign!

Comments

kazthesb 10

Monday 2 June 2014 1:41

Change it. Who knows? She might come for more, next time

EnderWolf1013 9

Monday 2 June 2014 19:22

yeah, OP's life.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 2 June 2014 1:45

She should look over the story of the lost son in the bible

listner1 9

Monday 2 June 2014 1:47

Time to change your will.

catharsis5 9

Monday 2 June 2014 1:49

Send her to the police then tell her that you changed/will change your will.

kasmol 16

Monday 2 June 2014 2:21

Since you said "my house" I will assume your daughter is an adult and/or living elsewhere. My advice? 1. File charges. 2. Change your door locks. 3. Get window locks. 4. Change all your credit card and bank account numbers. She sees your things as hers, so you better protect them.

Nyahko 16

Monday 2 June 2014 7:11

don't forget 5 take her out of the will

VasNormandy 14

Monday 2 June 2014 2:31

Take back those damn keys and change your locks. Trust broken, no more house privileges.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 2 June 2014 2:36

If my son or daughter did that, they would be in jail. I don't care if you're my child, you don't ever steal from me.

ultra_notorious 26

Monday 2 June 2014 2:38

Rick and company didn't do a very good job of asking the seller from where she acquired said jewelry!

SMHsohard 22

Monday 2 June 2014 6:10

Didn't know Pawn Stars had a branch in Germany. Here in the states a pawn shop has to make sure they aren't accepting stolen property. Might be different in other countries.

Goblin182 26

Monday 2 June 2014 13:10

With Jewlery there really is no way to be sure, all you can do is ask.

91hayek 31

Monday 2 June 2014 2:47

Sounds like a drug problem; if so fyl OP. If she is rationalizing that you're good as dead then the brakes have really gone and all bets are off in her pursuit for the next high.