Money, Family and Kids: The cheek!

The cheek!

By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf

Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 17:01 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I showed my daughter video footage from a security camera that showed her using her employee key to enter the store I own, disarming the alarm, and stealing several very valuable items. Her defense? That someone had "photoshopped" the video. We'll see how that goes down in court. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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By Jose - 08/07/2023 03:00

Today, my daughter and her best friend made an elaborate plan that she was kidnapped, causing me to cough up $7000 in ransom money, which I later found out was a hoax. All this because she’s still upset I left her terminally ill mother for my current girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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mannatee 19

Monday 2 June 2014 1:34

Wow. Kids today.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Monday 2 June 2014 1:37

Maybe you should teach her a lesson the hard way and take her to the police station to discuss what this could lead to in the future... My parents did that with my brother when he was forging progress reports they were supposed to sign!

Comments

gabagabaheyu 10

Monday 2 June 2014 3:15

did you call the police?

doggiewoggie 13

Monday 2 June 2014 3:48

Time to change the locks. And the will.

lectricpharaoh 9

Monday 2 June 2014 3:58

If you've called the police yet, then FYL. Otherwise, it probably means you're one of those parents who let their kids get away with far too much, and thereby encourage this kind of behavior. In that case, YDI. I'm going to assume the former, though, and say FYL.

imbedderdenu 23

Monday 2 June 2014 4:43

kick. her. ass!!

the_real_dvd 21

Monday 2 June 2014 4:59

I'd change your will to someone who loves you enough not to rob you.

trashcan_man 16

Monday 2 June 2014 5:08

I would be happy to take your daughter's place in your will. Please contact me by private message for contact information. BTW...what is your age and health status?

Tressa1982 18

Monday 2 June 2014 5:41

drugs. guaranteed. ..I kinda know

Nyahko 16

Monday 2 June 2014 7:22

even if she still lives with you file a police report & change your will your daughter has a problem & is i need of a massive wake up call, if she doesn't live with you you should also change the locks and get window locks possibly even get a restrainer order if this behavior continues

millertime911 15

Monday 2 June 2014 7:57

in my experience, when someone steals from family members and goes to the pawn shop, it is usually drug related. You may want to have a talk with her soon!