Miscellaneous: The cliché is true

The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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You deserved it 2 551

By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 562

By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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You deserved it 2 799

Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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You deserved it 266

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 457

By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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You deserved it 1 460

Luxury pain in the ass

By Elisa - 05/06/2024 14:00 - France - Gradignan

Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML

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You deserved it 302

Trip Advisor says no

By crazycatwaiter - 22/06/2020 23:06

Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML

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You deserved it 245

Drama alert!

By I pray for the meteor - 13/01/2023 12:00

Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 489

doritoman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:31

well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

lifeinhd 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:36

So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

Comments

movies12 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:03

Lol. I have a friend who is blonde, and whenever she does something stupid she goes "I just had a blonde moment" I die of laughter. Yah next time always make sure it's not yours. I was about to do the exact same thing till my mom noticed it was mine.

Vaetrus 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:03

Phailz.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:05

Dumb blonde jokes, anyone? :D

murderofcrows 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:14

Plexico thinks having sex with kids is okay! Ask him for his real name, he's a sex offender! FML why are you allowing him on a site where kids commonly go?!

litthenewman386 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:14

really you couldent have looked at the color of the servers hair big fail on your part

fmlsuck 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:17

stop whining

disney_blonde 16

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:20

90% of the time, hair in your food is your own since most restaurants require kitchen staff to wear hearnets and hats and servers to tie hair back.

Zapzip2013 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:25

you racist foo

omigawdd 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 2:29

wowwwwwwwww OP u know that ur kind of a ******* idiot x) and ppl who spazz about dumb blonde jokes its just a joke doesnt really matter but its true alot of girls that go to the mall and only think about fashion and hair etc are blonde and i am NOT saying all blondes are like that ( i am a natural blonde myself)