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Projection

By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Not Her, sorry - 03/05/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was walking through my local park when I noticed a guy getting down on one knee with a ring box in hand. As I got closer, he looked at me, got a horrified expression on his face, and shouted, “Oh no, wrong woman!” He then awkwardly stood up, put the ring back in his pocket, and scuttled away. That's probably the closest I'll ever get to a proposal. FML
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Top comments

1 if you have working eyes, how could you not see he was alone, and 2 why would you interrupt a proposal?

Well, I guess he probably got it anyway...

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1 if you have working eyes, how could you not see he was alone, and 2 why would you interrupt a proposal?

An engagement is a very personal and important step. Stay the hell out of anyone asking such a personal question even or especially if that had been the case.

Well, I guess he probably got it anyway...

And you know what? I did have it. And I did sing the theme song to 'The Greatest American Hero' as I walked home.