The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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You deserved it 700

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Same thing different taste

By Iknowitlooksbad - 22/06/2016 05:16

Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 450

You deserved it 2 882

By danny - 10/10/2018 12:00

Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 821

You deserved it 638

By bonedregardless - 15/09/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, at my cashier job, I got written up for accepting obviously photocopied coupons. Last week, I got written up for "inadequate customer service" because I refused to accept the same bogus coupons from the same customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 430

How Thoughtful

By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 08:30 - United States - Brick

Today, I found out that my new serving job does in fact take the time out to write a check for $0.00. FML

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You deserved it 174

Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 19:00

Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 823

You deserved it 819

By bad_luck - 31/12/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML

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You deserved it 8 491

By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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You deserved it 7 828

Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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You deserved it 437

By nicbear - 15/06/2017 04:00

Today, I was fired from my job over a coupon a coworker offered me for bonus reward points. Apparently, it wasn't one I was entitled to. I never even looked at the coupon and assumed it was fine since they offered it to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 173

You deserved it 509

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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You deserved it 5 938

newwitch2010 11

Monday 16 March 2020 19:19

Wow, that’s a big oops.

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:51

That was kind of harsh. Mistakes happen when people are stressed

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 March 2020 15:02

Sorry, but that's an unforgivable mistake in your position. In screwing up a job that is getting wiped out by automation, you're letting the robots win!

sydthekid2000 5

Monday 16 March 2020 15:46

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spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 17 March 2020 20:10

internet trolls, man. they just don't know how to quit

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:51

That was kind of harsh. Mistakes happen when people are stressed

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 March 2020 22:07

It is. In some contexts, what may be considered a simple mistake elsewhere is a capital offense. Like gambling in baseball, having a short register in retail is unforgivable. There's no way to tell which "mistakes" are genuinely accidental.