Love: Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins....

By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

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Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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But my grandbabiiiiiiiies

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 09:21 - Australia - Canberra

Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML

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AnthonyCS5 19

Friday 5 May 2017 15:34

It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.

magnumpeyote66 6

Friday 5 May 2017 15:35

And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support

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Savo98542 2

Friday 5 May 2017 15:12

What a D**k head

AnthonyCS5 19

Friday 5 May 2017 15:34

It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.

magnumpeyote66 6

Friday 5 May 2017 15:35

And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support

Mortimer14 9

Friday 5 May 2017 15:40

Of all the stupid reasons for ending the relationship, that has to be the worst. Nail him to the wall. Start with suing him for palimony (you've been together for awhile and he probably said "I love you" at least once). Include in there, any monies that you have already spent on your wedding. And finally, make sure he pays child support.

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 5 May 2017 15:52

Furious at YOU?! What the fridge magnet?! Sweet tap-dancing Jesus that is absolutely outrageous. What are you going to do? Besides get the Hell away from him?