The dress is lit

By Laura - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML
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greatnt249 0

Never mind the fact that the OP was actually trying to do something nice for someone, yet all you can do is focus on the fact that she was smoking. In my experience, those who are excessively dogmatic turn out to be the biggest hypocrites.

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CitrusGirl 0

I think people who smoke are making a poor choice but I don't HATE them... jeez

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amayakitty 0

78, I hope you're being sarcastic. You can't seriously think breathing ambient air with a little residual smoke in it is worse than inhaling smoke directly into your lungs...

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imright24 0

You damn smokers that throw your butts any and everywhere, not even putting them out first. YDI and all of you should be set on fire. Nasty litterbugs.

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christian50 0

Get rid of the cancer sticks, nothing more attractive than a girl that smokes!

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redbluegreen 40

"Ladies, put down that death stick and grab onto this life stick!"

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iluvsoftball 0

thts other words for "ur fired for not doin ur job"

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