The great pretender

By abbielane - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
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plaguer 26

She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.

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Pentium_4 27

wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...

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RomanBeauty 0

At least you have a daughter who is quick on her feet.

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lovelyspyder 7

At least you know she can defend herself against prowlers? But seriously, take away her phone. She will learn her lesson.

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MrRager7 1

The day that my kid puts a hand on me is the day they get sent to the cemetery

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CatieMac 0

i really have been caught sleep walking out of my house. of course i was 8 and woke up by the highway...

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False_Stupidity 41

What a liar. Whom did she learn that from.

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10121995 0

Reminds me of step brothers XD

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iilovecokee 6

Such great improv, this is quite funny! But really, you could have delivered a nice slap across the face just before you snapped out of your own "sleepwalking" escapade. She wouldn't dare use that excuse again.

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KirshaMarie92 0

Haha wow that really just made my day and I was having a horrible day. So thank you!(:

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debins33 1

You let you're daughter punch in the face?!

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