The great pretender

By abbielane - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 567
You deserved it 3 909

Top comments

She obviously needs a lot more rest due to "sleepwalking". Her new bedtime should be 7, just to make sure.

wow. if i was caught sneaking out of the house, the LAST thing i would do is punch one of my parents in the face, unless i wanted to die...

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TheVelocirabbit 10

54-I understand that she needs to be punished. It just doesn't have to involve more violence.

TheDrifter 23

Teen girls who think it's cool to sneak out at night, slap their parents and sleep with random men tend to end up as missing persons files and amber alerts. Op's daughter is 2/3 of the way there and he should likely teach her about the real world now, before she finds out the hard way why scantily clad young women shouldn't wander the night alone.

55 - She didn't just go around punching, she was scared when she got caught and probably just lashed out reflexively. There's a huge difference.

Cell phones cause sleep walking. Take hers away.

Sorry Op but this definitely is a FYL - if my daughter did that she wouldn't get out of the house for a very long time and her cell phone , computer and anything else she really values would be gone for along time !! If I would have done that I would have been doing some hard manual labour around the house .

Pfft, I'm sorry but that's hilarious. XD I like the sound of your daughter, she thinks on her feet.

Hahaha poor girl must not be that great of a quick thinker

thatKidzmOm 10

And eye for an eye, a punch for a punch. Sounds about right to me

I doubt anyone here thinks she should go unpunished. I would agree that physically hurting your child is never good discipline, in the end it only really shows the kid that violence is how you should solve your problems and that it's okay to hit people, or it will just make the kid resent their patents and want to act out even more. I'm sure some of you have been brought up this way and will say "I turned out fine and I'm grateful that my parents hit me," but there are other ways to discipline that are just as or even more effective, so why resort to something like that?

Take her, and THROW HER ON THE GROUND!! I'M AN ADULT!!!!