Love, Weird and Spooky: The Haunting of FML House

The Haunting of FML House

By Tess - 18/03/2020 02:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, hidden deep in my husband's closet, I found a shrine dedicated to a woman named Felicity. After further investigation, I saw printouts of my husband's detailed fantasies of phone sex conversations with Felicity. Felicity was his first wife, and has been dead for nine years. FML

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You deserved it 283

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 159

You deserved it 3 443

By LifeSucks - 17/11/2018 05:00

Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 111

You deserved it 219

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 483

You deserved it 4 219

By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 872

You deserved it 4 576

Snooping

By ks0300 - 24/02/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 297

You deserved it 2 191

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 19:20 - Ireland - Galway

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 629

You deserved it 3 696

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 393

You deserved it 17 368

Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 91

The plan

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 408

You deserved it 175

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 468

You deserved it 12 097

jk_waks 20

Wednesday 18 March 2020 4:30

I guess you should nicely talk to your husband and see if he’s alright? and if not you should advice him to seek professional help!

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 18 March 2020 6:18

That is honestly just really sad. He lost someone he loved, you should show some ******' compassion.

Comments

Amtrying 4

Wednesday 18 March 2020 20:05

If I lost my husband I would probably be tempted to do something similar. I already don't handle loss well and the loss of my soul mate sounds so painful. I honestly can't imagine what he's dealing with.

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Thursday 19 March 2020 4:50

9 years isn’t a long time... these last 10 went by in the blink of an eye 😩 sounds like you need to be a person he can bare it all to... I’d be more concerned with why you weren’t aware that was there than itit actually being there

knotley 9

Thursday 19 March 2020 12:23

I would talk to him about it, but not in an accusing way. Dealing with loss is incredibly sensitive and difficult. I would talk to him in more of a 'what do you need? You can talk to me and I can help' way. Sorry OP, that's really tough for both of you.

carrs2154 9

Thursday 19 March 2020 23:30

I'm curious as to why you were digging around deep in your husband's closet? ydi

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 20 March 2020 3:59

Look, if that’s all the case, then clearly he hadn’t gotten over it. I would bring it up gently and see if he needs any mental and emotional help like therapy to help him move on.