Prepared

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

Inspiration for a new robot to design maybe?

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Alexgoesfml 3

Honestly it sucks for you. You failed your sophmore year.

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AndreaKina 0

hahaha dont worry it is kind of tricky :P

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Xero3g 5

Just takes practice. I can do it in about three seconds now. ;)

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liviis_luck 0

hahaha this is kinda cute but all i could think was you couldn't do it because your a nerd!

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Ana_Aryani 0

I can in less time then that and just the one hand xD

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Taolan 23

My time is now determined by number of hooks. Three hooks or less, under a second. :3

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Sipheonix 0

It's not that tricky. At first it's kinda tricky, but after you realize whatcha gotta do, it's really easy. xD

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nilesskate2 0

The real trick is being able to do it with your feet in that time. ;D

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mcgugs 0

OP win: "to accomplish simple, everyday tasks." lol'ed when I saw this…was I the first to pick this up?

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alan1011 0

shut up 179 she's a he'll of a lot smattering than u what do u do work on street corners soliciting sex?

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randiZ25 0

geez really with the hate? ^^^^

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ndvorsky 4

Why do people have trouble with it, it's a ******* hook, not that hard to figure out!!!

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melikesfml 11

I can do it with one hand through a shirt:p. i want it off fast:)

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Stiggy626 25

bro, there are 2 seams, just pinch them together and it almost always works. it may take a try or 2 but you'll get it

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Deeno15 0

algood. it all depends on the bra ay

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lmmmr 0

It takes you 5 minutes to realize that there is no opening in the back?

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YouLameFace 0

It took you 5 minutes to realize it was velcro?

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Herropreez17 0

Don't worry, I'm sure he will have a breakthrough eventually.

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Stiggy626 25

ha ha you soon of a bitch

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chrisgllgs 0

im 16 i failed my sophmore year and i still know how to un hook a bra easily :P sucks for you

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Alexgoesfml 3

Honestly it sucks for you. You failed your sophmore year.

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alex_vik 0

Probably because you spent all your time having sex instead of studying. OP, don't worry, a lot of guys have trouble with it.

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blalien 0

Yeah, FYL. You can unhook a bra but your life savings is the OP's pocket change.

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chrisgllgs 0

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bollywood_rocks 0

sorry still don't feel sorry for you if you're proud of knowing how to unhook a bra.

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abdur 0

lol I have to agree with #59 and the rest :P Also OP: FYL

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treli1593 0

18 beat me to it =[

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megapeyt 17

Dude no one cares about you. I agree, you're lying about your "cousin being shot." You could have posted "I'm 16 and know how to unhook a bra," the fact that you inserted that bit about failing your sophomore year was you trying to make yourself sound like a badass. Reality is, they said it, you'll make less in a lifetime at mcdonalds than he will in a year.

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MyLifeIsWierd 12

Still at least try

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Googolman 29

Being able to unhook a bra and failing your sophomore year isn't something to brag about.

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TheChanel 0

awe :( Yeah, from a women's perspective, it's kinda hot when a guy can do it one handed. However, if you struggle with it, it's kind of a turn off FYL sorry dude

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i_imagine 0

It's not a turn off, but it's not a turn ON either. It's neither of those for me. Personally, I think it's pretty cute. x)

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i_imagine 0

Did I say it was a turn on? No. I said it WASN'T a turn on either. Lol@u for being a dumbass and not reading correctly and then mocking me for what I DIDN'T say.

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Mnemic 5

I think hypoxxia was replying on TheChanel. ;) @OP well I would say try to practice but... go to a store where they sell bra's where you can unlock them on the show dolls there. :-P I suck at it as well sometimes but I got a good pair of scissors...

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lmmmr 0

I'm sorry, no one who refers to themselves as "a women" is qualified to speak on women's behalf. And I definitely don't think one handed is a turn on. Just kinda makes me think of all the bras he must have been unhooking in the mean time. And I agree with #36.

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fyourlife33 0

i_imagine youre the dumbass he wasnt even talking to you about the turn-on. way to look like a ******* idiot

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This_Quiet_Storm 0

Dood... I'd be so mad. Nice bra's are expensive!

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PaperMoon 0

Well, building robots and helping develop future technologies is more productive than unhooking a bra right?

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megapeyt 17

Depends on whose bra we're talking about ;)

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bollywood_rocks 0

At least "NERD" probably makes more money in a year than you'll make in a lifetime,you idiot

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Link5794 18

You must be new here, 11.

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roadie42 21

Psh, my boyfriend is a gamer and a marine bio nerd (with a master's, mind you) and he can unhook a bra like a pro.

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deadpoetic333 0

It really isn't that hard... I learned fairly quickly. They know how to make it complicated; squirming and giggling all playfully. Know how to do it smoothly and quick while they're doing that, you're good haha.

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