Love, Living together, Relationships, Relatable and Cute: The horror!

The horror!

By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 02:00

Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend moved into my house and I have now discovered she is one of those evil, unnatural beings: a Morning Person. FML

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You deserved it 529

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By True Story - 29/08/2011 12:46 - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

Double shift

By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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Bad omen

By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 334

You deserved it 3 687

By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 667

Rampage

By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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You deserved it 127

JackWood 20

Tuesday 24 January 2023 3:09

She moved in and you have never spent a morning together before? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 24 January 2023 15:20

Yes, trade me. It would be so horrible having someone who isn't late for work and enjoys morning wood, doesn't constantly complain about waking up before noon......

Comments

JackWood 20

Tuesday 24 January 2023 3:09

She moved in and you have never spent a morning together before? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

lizardlover95 7

Tuesday 24 January 2023 7:43

p⁹

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 24 January 2023 15:20

Yes, trade me. It would be so horrible having someone who isn't late for work and enjoys morning wood, doesn't constantly complain about waking up before noon......

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 24 January 2023 20:48

how did you not know about this before? you're supposed to be dating a while and staying at each other's places before moving in. this is one of the first things you learn about a person but it could be worse. at least she doesn't hiss and bite in the mornings like I do