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Your roommate has presented you the perfect opportunity to pull some master pranks. Use her paranoia to your advantage.
Exactly. I didn't mean to encourage anything that could actually hurt her roommate. :-)
When she has you taste a bite, just say "sure, I'll take a bite from THIS part of it."
no - having OCD or anxiety or even paranoia is such an awful thing to go through. Playing on her insecurities which honestly sound crippling is bullying behaviour and cruel. Although you shouldn't have to deal with behaviour like that- so could you talk to your landlord/lady or maybe even talk to the mental health team - and your room mate of course. She sounds like she knows she is being irrational if she is willing to let you eat her food. It is a very damaging and complex ordeal for a person to go through but she can get better. Don't make it worse but do try and help her and in doing so, get her to go to a psychiatric place or somewhere so that she stops being your room-mate because you should not have to deal with these things. Good luck OP and to your room mate too.
and yes she sounds mentally ill (in reply to the person who said she might have Schizophrenia) but unlike the media portrayal, people with Schizophrenia are very rarely "dangerous". No more than people with other forms of mental illness I would say. But do not push her. You don't know her story. Don't put up with her behaviour though - talk to your landlord/county council/ mental health team and get her to move out and get help I would say.
She might have a crazy room mate, but she'll save a whole lotta money on food now!
"This isn't going to work..."
It's not you, it's me...
13- More like, " It's not me, it's you. You're a crazy ******* bitch."
Put iocaine in her drink after building up an immunity to it. Problem solved.
Yay!
#4, exactly the advice I came here to post! It may take quite a few years, OP, but the end result is well worth it.
Or, accidentally give her a lobotomy, and you will end her paranoia, of everything.
As you wish.
Oh God! Don't even suggest that! Hollywood will already start making an idiotic sequel. I mean the first Inception was good, but sequels...
Second, the concept of "inception" is to subconsciously give someone an idea, them be unaware of it. It is not to go "something with-in something", that's known as "breaking the fourth wall".
Id find another roommate.
You can always talk to the RA and tell them things aren't working out. Some people just shouldn't have roommates.
The insanity is strong with this one.
Family history... And genetic predisposition.
Hey, free food, can't complain there.
They're roommates, it's not free food I'm sure op has bought the food.
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Your roommate has presented you the perfect opportunity to pull some master pranks. Use her paranoia to your advantage.
Put iocaine in her drink after building up an immunity to it. Problem solved.