Cats and Love: The Katdashians

The Katdashians

By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

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lincolnkite 6

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:51

Kewl story bro.

lalala1896 6

Thursday 18 April 2013 18:51

Your've got yourself a keeper ;)

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blackvyper 8

Friday 19 April 2013 7:23

Stay away from crazy cat ladies! This will not end well.

elikaas 10

Friday 19 April 2013 8:09

I don't know why I read "kewl kats" in stewie's voice...

Original_Outcast 23

Friday 19 April 2013 8:46

It wouldn't be KEWL if she was super Kray Kray. Just run dude.

Capt_Obvious 11

Friday 19 April 2013 8:56

I almost feel like should have come up in conversation at some point, "Do you have any pets?...Oh, I see, 17...no thanks I'll pass.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 19 April 2013 9:33

leave her, leave her now

snugglesMcGee199 23

Friday 19 April 2013 9:52

So she's got some quirks. Leave now if it bothers you that much.

pattayarick 8

Friday 19 April 2013 12:21

RUN RUN RUN. Get out while you can. Why are you still reading this???? Get moving, NOW.

qr_fml 21

Friday 19 April 2013 14:30

Does she have a cat named "Krazy"

azularayne 17

Friday 19 April 2013 15:28

Run away...now. 0_o

Life_sucks_13 6

Friday 19 April 2013 16:05

Time to get her the crazy cat lady organizer? Sorry OP. just see how it goes.

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