The Katdashians

By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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lalala1896 6

Your've got yourself a keeper ;)

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lalala1896 6

Your've got yourself a keeper ;)

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TheElBurrrito 21

Keeper also begins with K...

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sailorzoe 14

Run dude, run far away.

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euphoricness 28

Not just a keeper, but a Kat Keeper!

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SassieCat6 16

48- not just a Kat Keeper, but a Kewl Kat Keeper!

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

I can see this being a TLC show. "Hi. I'm your girlfriend, and these are my cats. Kosh, Kana, Kohn David, Kessa, Kinger..."

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KyraJFoxx 14

Especially if she's into playing dress up.. krazy kat lady during the day , sexy Cat Woman at night. Hopefully SOME thing more comes out of it for you OP , good luck !

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9lashes 15

-45 just cuz shes a weird cat lady doesnt mean you ditch her thats messed up! unless you allergic to cats then keep a safe distance d:

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chosha_fml 26

Except for the bit where cats have to be kept away from a newborn. :)

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pmadNess 16

105- Krazy Kat ladies get ditched... That's why they wind up crazy old cat ladies who live alone...

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Bakarra 22

OPs girlfriend is probably just a fan of Mortal Kombat, and cats ofcourse...

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Bakarra 22

Because in mortal kombat everything is spelled with a "k" jeez...

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Johnny Cage isn't from the realm of Kombat. He just went to fight in the tournament.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Doesn't stop Kurtis Stryker from having 'K' in his name.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

she has lot of pussy definitely a keeper :-)

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cieloalicia 16

I know 17 is a lot, but come on, she sounds like she's got a spunky personality and a sense of humor!

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wlddog 14

142 - How many kewl kata do you have???

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wlddog 14

Should have been kats,,,,

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Quiet_one 22

While I agree that cats are awesome pets, 17 is a tad excessive. I'm sensing a potential episode of Hoarders in this girl.

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laden_swallow09 34

I'm thinking more along the lines of Animal Cops.

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alllisonnn 13

I sense a new reality show. "17 Cats and Counting."

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SynysterNero 20

More like on this season of animal hoarders we discuss the krazy kat woman.

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naxeeb 33

You're in for so many scratches and awkward night-time stares :P

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error404n0tf0und 21

you're in fur

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Squirrel1256 15

Hope you're not a dog person.

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chosha_fml 26

I'm a cat person and it still sounds like hell.

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