Sex, Lonely and Intimacy: The one that got away - FML

The one that got away

By Cslouth - 27/10/2012 04:04 - United States - Rochester

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Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 20:18 - United States

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Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By husks - 12/04/2011 04:08

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

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Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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Don't you want me, baby?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 00:01

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Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML

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You deserved it 313

The resentment…

By noah - 01/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, it’s been four months since my cheating ex-girlfriend dumped me for someone else’s dick. She was offered a monthly six figure OnlyFans contract. Since then she’s been living life care-free while I struggle to pick up the pieces. Back to being single and still working my ass off to be broke. FML

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Top comments

orebes 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 12:11

Getting laid shouldn't be how you define seeing other people. Relationships aren't all about sex.

ters19 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 12:10

Looks like you deserved that one

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slendamon 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 7:24

Well, go to Amsterdam. ****** all over and its legal

aaronlopez20 4

Saturday 12 January 2013 7:07

she banging someone right now lol

L02_fml 5

Friday 22 March 2013 22:34

Funny how a guy cant remember his Anniversary when in a relationship but seems to when he's out of one...

flashback_fml 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:38

Ydi lol wow

auburngirl106 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 1:30

Call her up maybe?

circasurvive725 9

Friday 2 August 2013 4:57

Sex isn't that big of a deal And either way you deserve it asshole

poopshootmagoot 2

Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:37

No game

dreadlocmask 15

Saturday 5 October 2013 18:10

Try going nine years without it

Dante09 2

Tuesday 24 December 2013 0:14

Good for you for not just cheating on her but shit dude, you should have at least felt out your game situation before you broke it off if all you cared about was sex. Regardless, 5 years and you haven't convinced a single girl to sleep with you? Just grow a pair of balls and ******* talk to a girl.

CriXtopher 1

Wednesday 4 June 2014 17:26

You must be starving!!

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