The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 142
You deserved it 34 911

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Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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An anonymous letter doesn't constitute stalking. Whoever wrote it is probably someone you see everyday who didn't want to hurt your feelings or have an awkward conversation. Scrub your pits and apply deodorant.

Awe OP :/ at least some was trying to help you out. Take it positively and make the change! :D Shower more, use deodorant more and BAM! problem solved

Well maybe take the advice, because you may just stink enough that you don't have to be stalked; maybe you can be smelt from a while away...

what makes you think you're being stalked? its clearly someone you know and apparently you stink.

randybryant799 20

I don't know how you're making the connection between getting a letter and being stalked. The letter is obviously from someone you know who doesn't want to say it to your face.

wrenavery90 12

You got a letter saying you stink. I'm completely baffled as to how you managed to turn that into a stalking situation. Obviously someone close to you is tired of your smell. This has nothing to do with stalking.

Constant_INme 1

how do people private chat on here?