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By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
An anonymous letter doesn't constitute stalking. Whoever wrote it is probably someone you see everyday who didn't want to hurt your feelings or have an awkward conversation. Scrub your pits and apply deodorant.
Awe OP :/ at least some was trying to help you out. Take it positively and make the change! :D Shower more, use deodorant more and BAM! problem solved
Well maybe take the advice, because you may just stink enough that you don't have to be stalked; maybe you can be smelt from a while away...
what makes you think you're being stalked? its clearly someone you know and apparently you stink.
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Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.
Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.