Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 02:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Thegoofygoober 15

Monday 30 May 2016 14:41

the power of christ compels you!

feven 32

Monday 30 May 2016 15:07

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

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Thegoofygoober 15

Monday 30 May 2016 14:41

the power of christ compels you!

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 30 May 2016 15:37

Oh, does it? Does it really?

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 30 May 2016 16:56

"Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? Guess what? It's not that compelling." Edit: Sorry, got the lines wrong the first time!

NomeDMF 17

Monday 30 May 2016 18:55

That's not the point.

gracehi 31

Monday 30 May 2016 20:01

PhantomKitty is quoting a movie, just so everyone knows.

PhantomKitty 26

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:22

Thanks 31! The movie is called "This Is The End." :)

MariahJoy97 16

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:24

That quote is from The Exorcist. How do you not know that!?

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 30 May 2016 14:42

Holy Shit! that's intense! I hope your alright OP.

swenny_xoxo 18

Tuesday 31 May 2016 3:00

*you're

LPac5295 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:45

Good Lord! Hope you're alright OP! The holy spirit must have been going wild in her!

wow2mylife 25

Monday 30 May 2016 15:24

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:49

OP hope you're well..

watermelon15 35

Monday 30 May 2016 14:55

That's kinda random

mariusakke 15

Monday 30 May 2016 15:00

Long time since i had a laugh so good becouse of a FML ... hope u'r ok ... you made my day ... :))

feven 32

Monday 30 May 2016 15:07

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

chuka81 27

Monday 30 May 2016 15:51

You mean that's what happens when a Coked up person catches the Holy Sprite, because..., you know... Pepsi.

metalcrazed 21

Monday 30 May 2016 18:00

Never had a holy sprite are they a more spiritaul soda

tigerisabelle 31

Monday 30 May 2016 18:26

holy Sprite is like holy water it's just got a few more calories and it's fizzier.... Jesus made it because He realized nobody in America drank water anymore