The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
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Top comments

aback 4

Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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Comments

saxman45 0

Well, would you rather someone announce it to you in front of other people?

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LilaBear 1

FYI, sending you an anonymous letter is not stalking. And to everyone saying "take a shower", that's just stupid. Everyone gets BO regardless of whether they shower or not. The OP is more likely in need of a better deodorant.

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kuraisora 0

Could you not tell you smelled bad? I had always wondered about people who smelled badly enough that someone told them.

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somynamesjanae 0

OP, i didn't realize what i did was considered "stalking"...my bad, stinky. :)

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toyotasmash 0

maybe you should try not smelling like shit and take a shower. fag

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JOD96 0

Ihave a guy in my class like that he also brags about having dyslexia. You deserve what you got. If you smell like shit get some lynx

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writergirl23 19

Probably someone who hangs out with you at school

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twinkiefeets 17

That's not stalking you. You ******* smell so bad people can't ignore it!

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Gioia221 3

It's awfull when your around people that smell, you shouldn't see it as stalking but as a tip. People like you more when you smell nice :P

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nicholasj96 9

It was probably from someone you knew, not a stalker .

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