The pits

By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 142
You deserved it 34 911
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Top comments

aback 4

Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

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Sammara 0

This sounds like this surprised you. How could you not know that you stink? I have yet to meet anyone with super bad B.O. who didn't know about it. There are even prescription deodorants available for people who, you know, shower n' stuff and still have that problem.

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duckie227 22

at least someone TOLD you

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Guapito91 0

dude.. I smell you through the Internet..

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emo_devon 11

guys, guys. leave the poor OP alone. ppl tend to get USED/just dont notice their own smell. that's what happens. hasn't anyone told u that your breath smelled bad, and before tehy told u, you didn't know? it jsut happens! good god.............no one even considered telling the OP until today.

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honeybeex3 0

AHAA! YDI for not Taking care of yourself or noticing you smell like shit xD

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toohottiedottie 2

eewwww. no matter what the reason, ydi! take a shower, stinky.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

@35 lmfao. I almost died of laughter reading your comment.

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AKlesbian907 0

at least they were polite enough to send an anon letter. in high school, a girl had sone nasty Bo and I brought her in a bottle of deodorant and handed it to her, while she was in formation in JROTC. Sometimes people need to be told they are foul. mebbe OP didn't know or thought their funk smelled good O.o

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goldhighways 0

ew there is no excuse for smelling that bad. go to the dollar store and buy soap :x

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