Miscellaneous: The Protector

The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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You deserved it 1 970

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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tarabelle 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:59

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

DeathBunny218 37

Monday 15 August 2011 0:59

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

Comments

socialdisease 1

Monday 15 August 2011 1:10

Never make quick assumptions so fast. But hey, you had good intentions.

MangoRico1 1

Monday 15 August 2011 1:11

I wonder how he reacted with good intentions you had

incrapper 7

Monday 15 August 2011 1:17

no u just wanted to look like the hero so you can get some poontang after

ImmaB3AST 7

Monday 15 August 2011 1:21

Anything for sex I see...

sayitagain 9

Monday 15 August 2011 1:22

That's just sad.

perdix 29

Monday 15 August 2011 1:32

Why are you apologizing? You probably stopped a case of incest.

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 15 August 2011 1:35

At least he was trying to help, it would be worse if he did nothing and a child did get abducted!

varkey 7

Monday 15 August 2011 1:39

Wait for actual evidence first, then step in. When cops do something like this, people riot, and they have a right to be angry. I hope he presses charges.

mgsoloist 14

Monday 15 August 2011 2:22

really? Why would he press charges against someone who thought they were trying to help his daughter? It's an inconvenience, but certainly not something you should press charges for. People try to sue/press charges for every little thing nowadays.

koe4 0

Monday 15 August 2011 4:35

i think most ppl look at it like "you would if you could so why shouldnt i?"

a_nutritionist 10

Monday 15 August 2011 9:52

or because people have the right to be minding their own business without being assaulted. you know, like the "crime" he was trying to prevent? im sure the whole thing was based on the dads appearance rather than actions, because as we all know seedy bums have a tendency to abduct young girls...from shopping centres...where they drag them away from the public to their...er...yeah.