Miscellaneous: The Protector

The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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You deserved it 15 810

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 225

You deserved it 3 613

Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 716

You deserved it 2 702

Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 757

You deserved it 2 531

Kinder stranger

By Me. - 11/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Ramona

Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 461

You deserved it 12 717

Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 55

You deserved it 1 970

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 117

You deserved it 3 108

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 139

You deserved it 3 643

Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 387

You deserved it 3 871

By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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You deserved it 23 502

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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You deserved it 756

tarabelle 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:59

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

DeathBunny218 37

Monday 15 August 2011 0:59

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

Comments

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 15 August 2011 9:58

It's ok man we all made mistakes it's better to tackle her weirdo mischievous aggressor than to ignore the whole thing and watch her get raped or something... Better safe than sorry, prevention is better than cure I always say

fuckmrsoftee 0

Monday 15 August 2011 11:15

dont apologize. state your case bluntly and explain everything as you saw it, tell him how he looked and demand him to by you dinner (not eat with you, just buy dinner). that's what i would've done.

Bloodywolf20 9

Monday 15 August 2011 15:49

If my daughter was about to be attacked by some homless perv i would like someone to protect her if i wasnt there I salute the fine man protecting the young lady Even if it was a faults alarm

Xero3g 5

Monday 15 August 2011 12:17

You need to learn to noone your own ******* business.

Raheemdplayer 7

Monday 15 August 2011 20:00

Least some people aren't selfish these days. Good on you and don't let it stop you from doing it again. FYL

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 15 August 2011 20:23

YDI. You are not batman. He should press charges against you asshat.

hoonyer 17

Monday 15 August 2011 20:58

you had the right intentions

ChicksBipolar911 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:32

Hey, shit happens. at least You cared enough to do something.

Emperorerror 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:27

Well, at least you had the right intentions, but don't you think she'd notice?

candyaddict54 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:21

You did a good thing by helping but unfortunately your efforts backfired. I would have done something like that to if I were in that situation.

ShuffleSound 2

Friday 19 August 2011 3:45

Today, while I walked to my car with my daughter, a man unexpectedly tackled me to the ground. Apparently, he thought I was a bum who was after her. FML.