Love, Friends and Weddings: The real friendzone - FML

The real friendzone

By friendless - 06/08/2019 00:01

Today, the reason I’d rather elope with my fiancée than have a wedding is because I have no friends. FML

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By lonely - 22/03/2021 05:01

Today, my fiancé told me that I need to get out of house and be with my friends. I have no friends here, and my own family doesn’t ever want to go do anything either. I guess I’m not a likable person if even my fiancé is trying to get me out of his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 13:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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Bye Felicia!

By NeedMoreFriends - 03/07/2015 10:30 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML

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With any luck, it'll be canceled

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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Best day of your life

By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:37

Your fiancée is your friend.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:36

You could get Bic Mitchum to be your best man.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:36

You could get Bic Mitchum to be your best man.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:37

Your fiancée is your friend.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:44

And if they elope, she’d be on the guest list.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 6 August 2019 12:51

As long as she's not on the "tacky Vegas chapel wedding" guest list.

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 6 August 2019 3:30

You have friends. They may not be “good” friends, but they are out there. Let be known your getting married and you will see them come.

Kassidy Arynne Ellis 9

Tuesday 6 August 2019 4:47

I did it. Best decision ever.

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 6 August 2019 6:02

Same. I don’t have friends, well, I do, but out of state, and not close ones. My bridesmaids were my sisters. Luckily the total matched my husband’s bestfriends.

Aphrodite 20

Tuesday 6 August 2019 8:36

Relatable

alycion 38

Tuesday 6 August 2019 9:29

The only ones that should matter to you being there are you two.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 6 August 2019 16:09

You don't need an expensive wedding. Just you, your spouse, the JOP and one or two witnesses. That's it.

Monica Castillo 11

Tuesday 6 August 2019 23:09

We just went to the local courthouse

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Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

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Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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