Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 21:00

Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML

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Zappaz 32

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

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Zappaz 32

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:01

Scarred for life haha

itwasthedognotme 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 18:03

At least you didn't see a man holding his penis up to the hand-dryer.

brenton490 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 20:07

At my old job we had a lady pleasuring her lady-bits from the hand dryer...I don't understand this world.

BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:02

I hope you pay for her years of therapy

ruckfules85 34

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:04

She was like oh lord have mercy

fleuretta 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:04

Couldn't be the first time she heard someone fart! Nevertheless, kids have a way of making you feel insecure.

kailarahne 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 21:23

Isn't that so weird how that works? Most children aren't even allowed to dress themselves yet I always feel like they're judging me.

Queen_bee1234 21

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:06

Nothing better than a pissfart to scare a child.

xmaan667 15

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:47

The word pissfart just sounds hilarious.

emily4040 18

Sunday 8 June 2014 17:17

"Pissfart"

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 9 June 2014 1:50

No, 45, putting quotation marks around it won't make it funnier.

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 9 June 2014 5:01

What about walking out of a stall to find a man on his tip toes with his penis under the hand dryer?

FiFiLovee 26

Tuesday 10 June 2014 18:48

#72 : I was wondering what that had to do with anything when I scrolled down and saw that FML. XD

JuzReading 23

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:06

Was your fart 10/10 worthy?

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 8 June 2014 13:31

5 for the sound, 5 for the scare... yeah definitely 10/10.

SkittlesGoRawr 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 15:34

Depends on if smell is a good or bad factor, haha :P

niallo 23

Sunday 8 June 2014 16:13

If OP was a guy she'd be bragging about it.

Rallred32 20

Sunday 8 June 2014 16:17

Ah, you killed it, 41. It probably got a 4/10.

niamhyo 13

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:16

Kids are so judgemental

Hazelino 25

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:18

People fart. All people. Can we please stop making a big deal out of it? Oh mah God i just farted!1! It's NORMAL human behaviour!

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 8 June 2014 19:19

#8: Well, it's more of a bodily function than a behaviour, but I completely agree.

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 8 June 2014 23:38

Today, I farted. FML

Marley_000 14

Monday 9 June 2014 0:30

I dot understand how this was published. It's not funny or an FML, really. People fart all the god damn time.

tattooedcowboy 6

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:24

at least you were in the restroom

Bluebl4ze 16

Sunday 8 June 2014 12:30

Kid should've applauded...It would still be a FYL but u could've laughed abt it better

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