Annoying, Relatable, Black Friday and Money: The struggle is real - FML

The struggle is real

By nitemastr15 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

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nitemastr15 17

Tuesday 30 August 2016 6:06

Ok guys, OP here. Just to clarify, me and my brother each decided that I would get the PS4 and he would get the X-box One. He didn't have the money for his when I had the money for mine and he was really bummed out so I decided I was going to buy the console he wanted with my money and wait for my PS4. Fortunately though, he received an X-box One from his girlfriend the next day so it's actually a good thing I didn't end up being able to get one.

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rocker_chick105 31

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:49

At least you have Cyber Monday!

Tripartita 44

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:13

Yep, the XBox One comes in three versions: Men's, Women's, and Single-Person Stall.

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kenwolfy 14

Saturday 28 November 2015 22:00

Thisxis why we dont get x boxes lol

YDI17 9

Saturday 28 November 2015 22:13

Looks like you should have ordered ON-line budum tsss

ninaandnelson 5

Saturday 28 November 2015 23:04

I would have been like uhh nope !!

sierra_ky 19

Sunday 29 November 2015 0:00

isn't the bathroom on the other side of the store as electronics....?

LadyKayDee 23

Sunday 29 November 2015 1:00

Was the shop near the bathroom that you mistook the line for one to be for another?

annme87 1

Sunday 29 November 2015 3:56

You were probably safer in the liner for the bathroom anyway. I've seen video of Black Friday on the internet.

s3ahawkz 18

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:05

there were so many Xbox ones at the place I went to but the ps4s were selling super fast

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:27

Dumbass.

idk_rose 25

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:47

ydi for not realizing sooner.

local_idiot 6

Sunday 29 November 2015 9:01

simple, don't go black Friday shopping

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