Man, you've got the seat of power! Don't worry about the stench -- olfactory fatigue will set in and you won't notice anything. Here's why it's the seat of power: If there is an issue where you want rapid capitulation to your way, stop people on their way in -- they'll agree to whatever you want. On the other hand, if you have to deliver some unpleasant news, catch them on their way out. Nothing softens the blow like having finished off a nice, satisfying dump or a piss (I exaggerate. Other things soften the blow better, but I assume you don't want to give blumpkins.)

frabreeze!!!

Can you say peep show

Time for a glade plug in

Now that's what i call a stinky situation hahahahahahahahah. . . No? Anybody?

Stop whining!

You should be happy you have a goddamn job

shut yo door. and open a goddamn window. get sum of those fancy smelling plugins or a nice vanillerr candle. or maybe tell ur co workers to lay off the chilli and eat some more fawking green beans!!

The word choice that FML writers use to describe events never ceases to amaze me.

yeah... me too. For five-plus years. Usually it's OK, but occasionally I want to die. The worst part for me is actually the sounds that come out of there.