By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
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vettle 6

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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Jaimegirl 7

I know right? haha!

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

that's normal! everyone does that! what? what?? oh is it just me?

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uncbballwins 0

why wouldn't a guy be tanning?...

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LunaNstars 0

they shouldn't look at him in disgust, they should just sit around and enjoy the show :)

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futtbuck101 1

as long as it wasn't a wet dream

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rob780202 0

he mighta been dreamin bout u 33

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FuniiBunii 0

OP can I have ur autograph?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why is this thread so random and not related to the FML afterthe 3rd reply? (or so)

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ScaughtieHolden 11

60 that's weird. And I lol'd at, "developed a boner" xD

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Shafreeka 8

48-Are guys not supposed to be tanning. Would you really prefer the pale pasty type?

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FMLISTHEBESTAPPE 0

shut up maybe she's on a diet, maybe works out a lot, maybe after you said that she's gonna go run 6 miles ALL because you said that! how does that make you feel why don't you put a picture let the world find a flaw about you!

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deaper 16

Maybe cause he wants a tan? I'm a guy and I don't mind having a nice tan! Also didn't he say he was on a cruise ship? Tanning is definitely something a lot of people do on cruises! And besides all that, why would a girl give a crap whether or not a guy would wanna be tanning?

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Rawket_Lawnchair 0

123 - Good example of irony. +1 Internet.

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SeaMen 3

123 holy shit calm down...and wtf are u talking about?

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varkey 7

Why would anyone be tanning? Oh yes, to increase their chance of skin cancer, of course. What the dickens is a "bollocking"?

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

and then he turned into a frog

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hook_em 0

was this before or after he boned the princess?

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a_nutritionist 10

ugh, this started off good and was ruined by #74 onwards.

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maidofawesome 0

What were you dreaming of?

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

Charlie Sheen...

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FruitSalad4225 0

Please, no more Charlie Sheen. It's the only way to get him to stop being an attention *****. I'm begging you. Please stop talking about him.

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hey_its_kristi 0

if you say his name three times, he appears.

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sassypants93 17

86 is in trouble then. . .

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picupbart 0

Im still wondering how many times they wouldve had to re-do Christina agulira's 'candy man' without interuption

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GreenBud_fml 0

oh, so that was you..

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superguy101 0

FYL??? No comment or personal experience? Just, THAT!??!? I think I just got trolled. I hate you.

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YacL 15

I hope you're not the kind of person who talks in their sleep.

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Skatejock21 0

okay, a) tanning isn't always healthy - and - b) don't fall asleep on a cruise ship when random people are around you, tanning or no tanning. Sorry, but YDI. Think about it.

haileemarie7 6

So...I'm the only person in the world who can't control when they fall asleep?...

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Skatejock21 0

Read between the lines. Unless you're Narcoleptic, then a majority of people can control their sleep. Like going to bed earlier.

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seekndestroy 3

I don't know man, I can get a good 8 hours of sleep and still fall asleep in class or take a nap when I get home.

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Skatejock21 0

The average person only needs 6-8 hours. Ages 12+. If you need to take a nap after 8 hours, you aren't needing more sleep, you need better sleep if you feel the need to fall asleep during the day. There are also other reasons, but aren't really relevant right now.

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

55. I feel annoyed just from reading that. :/

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ArmyGTO 0

Really...? Your going to get all deep and stuff about the dude taking a nap. Your a fing retard. He was on a cruise ship, taking a nap. Maybe he didn't get a full nights sleep. Or one of a million reasons. I also can't control when I fall asleep. Your the ******* idiot ass.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I don't know anyone who can control their sleep. "okay I'm going to sleep NOW *falls asleep*" wtf?!?

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RainbowHeadache 2

No matter how much sleep I had if I lay out in the sun I get sleepy. As long as it isn't scorching hot.

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IscoreOnU 19

How does he deserve to get a rbfnr? While sleeping? It coulda been a really good dream you can't help that.

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Shafreeka 8

71- Wouldn't that be awesome though?

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LairaIsKindaCool 6

tanning is healthy ! even though indoor is healthier doing it outside is just as healthy ... as long as you know your limits. it actually helps prevent major skin cancers and other vital cancers ... smd*

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birchknollbabe32 0

Thank you dr science. if only we actually cared

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lizamaphone 6

9s right guys lol... only little kids just fall asleep.

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ZoeyRawrsYou 0

90-I agree. if I was comfortable in the sun on the cruise it's easy to fall asleep(:

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chicago4star 0

why all the negative feedback? this reply is right.

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a_nutritionist 10

you may not be able to control when you fall asleep, but you sure as hell can control when you dont. how can you say you are unable to stop yourself from falling asleep when youre tired? thats absolutely ridiculous. if it were true, anyone who pulled an all nighter would not have the ability to stop themselves sleeping after they became tired, which youll find is not how the world works. and i agree, tanning is a waste of time. you should be actively participating in outdoor activities. if you cant do that then spend some time outside to promote vitamin d synthesis and melanin growth and go back inside, sitting in the sun for hours is a waste of time and unhealthy.

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vettle 6

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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ItsAllBeenDone 0

I disagree. men have to use a sock or tissue or something. women are self contained.

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flippinsweet17 0

I'd rather have to use a random item to catch that shizz then bleed for three months out of every year, be blessed with the wonderful feeling of childbirth, or be the one freaking out when the condom could have broken. Also, we may be "self contained", but we still have to wipe it up. So either way, you're making a trip to the restroom.

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a_nutritionist 10

@77 women arent the ones who should be freaking out the most when the condom breaks, at this point theyre the ones with the choices, men are the ones who get ******.

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ladiesman219 4

one thing you gotta ask yourself, was the dream worth it???¿¿¿???¿¿¿

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teresa96706 29

what a retard.. you can't control your dreams. maybe you can control what happens, but not what it is.

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KickItHigh 32

84, some people can control their dreams. It's called lucid dreaming, look it up.

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