Exams, Education and Miscellaneous: The View

The View

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

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Leave me alone !

By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 15:05 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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ghembob 2

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:16

Well.. you didn't have to stare at his ass crack. Your own fault for looking down there in the first place.

mattman1994 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:21

don't blame another persons ass crack for your failing grade. that's an even worse excuse than "my dog ate my homework"

Comments

delaney16 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:19

ydi for staring u creeper

Spastastic 6

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:27

I'm not going to say YDI, because sometimes things are so awful that you just can't stop yourself from looking. It's a sick urge. And I know from experience that when you're taking a test that you're stressed about, a little thing can become a really annoying distraction.

ZestyTomatoSauce 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 5:42

oh god i hate when that crap happens during tests. Today i had state testing and first this kid beside me was like slurping and chewing on his apple he was eating really loudly then all i heard after that was little clicks and taps of people texting on their phones. it was so annoying i wanted to scream at them to shut up haha

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 20 May 2010 5:53

The real FML. Today during a test, I discovered I was addicted to crack. Lord I wish it was the actual drug. I just wanted to reach in with my "pencil". FML