Territorial

By Lost Reggie - 06/11/2024 08:00 - United States - Starkville

Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
I agree, your life sucks 496
You deserved it 100
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smoochmysnoot 5

That flag is as red as they come, my friend. The insecurity and jealousy is very real, and likely won’t go away.

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FluffythePink 22

You can either stay on the roller coaster until it cheats on you or mangles you into a mess of trauma and PTSD or you can acknowledge the neon, flashing red flags and escape to pastures far greener. Your choice.

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smoochmysnoot 5

That flag is as red as they come, my friend. The insecurity and jealousy is very real, and likely won’t go away.

9 0
FluffythePink 22

You can either stay on the roller coaster until it cheats on you or mangles you into a mess of trauma and PTSD or you can acknowledge the neon, flashing red flags and escape to pastures far greener. Your choice.

7 0
Crowned Sataness 12

think twice about marrying that one. it's not going to get better. it will probably get way worse. is this really what you want for the rest of your life?

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GoogieWithers 22

Did you mistake all the red flags for a carnival?

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