Cars, Awkward, Noise and Transportation: Then it hit me - FML

Then it hit me

By clu - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:09

Thats ok. Don't feel bad, most people don't even know what their own car alarm sounds like. So don't worry about it. It was probably a false alarm anyway, just enjoy your meal and worry about it when you leave. Yours sincerely, Mr Car Thief

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:43

Not only do YDI, but this should prove to you that your car alarm is 100% worthless. If someone had broken into your car to steal something, they'd have it and be long gone. If they were stealing your car, they'd have disabled your alarm 14.5 minutes before you noticed anything. Car alarms only do one thing. Piss off your neighbors to the point that they want to to put a brick through your windshield because your alarm goes off every time a cat brushes against your car.

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greendell_1 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:32

car alarms don't sound for 15 minutes. aftermarket ones last for about 30-60 seconds. factory alarms are more like 1-2 minutes... not 15... so YDI

yakyak132 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:47

ahh wow congrats u hav the dumbest fml!! and how is it that bad that u hav to post it !?!? it's just because ur stupid that it happend!!!

ThPinkElephant 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 15:37

YDI for owning a car ^^

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 10 August 2010 15:48

so... Did it stop driving you crazy once you realized the alarm was coming from your car?

howitsdone 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 16:00

This is possibly the worst FML on this website.

createdjustfor 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 17:22

a car alarm was eating dinner????

Ur_REmEdy 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 17:35

Nice goin you JackWagon. Real Classi

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 18:18

How is this an FML

imhowie 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:03

FML! My car alarm went off one time too! Everyone whose car alarm has ever gone off deserves an FML featured post.

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:43

Not only do YDI, but this should prove to you that your car alarm is 100% worthless. If someone had broken into your car to steal something, they'd have it and be long gone. If they were stealing your car, they'd have disabled your alarm 14.5 minutes before you noticed anything. Car alarms only do one thing. Piss off your neighbors to the point that they want to to put a brick through your windshield because your alarm goes off every time a cat brushes against your car.

ily1210 10

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:39

i couldnt agree more those things just make noise and piss everyone off.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:48

Damn, you two and a few others are almost making my list of YDIs look legitimate. Stop it!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:48

They lower your insurance rates, though. >.<

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