Cars, Awkward, Noise and Transportation: Then it hit me - FML

Then it hit me

By clu - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:09

Thats ok. Don't feel bad, most people don't even know what their own car alarm sounds like. So don't worry about it. It was probably a false alarm anyway, just enjoy your meal and worry about it when you leave. Yours sincerely, Mr Car Thief

KingAdrock 16

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:43

Not only do YDI, but this should prove to you that your car alarm is 100% worthless. If someone had broken into your car to steal something, they'd have it and be long gone. If they were stealing your car, they'd have disabled your alarm 14.5 minutes before you noticed anything. Car alarms only do one thing. Piss off your neighbors to the point that they want to to put a brick through your windshield because your alarm goes off every time a cat brushes against your car.

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Legallyme 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:18

this happened to me the other day, it was like 5 in the morning, but I don't know what caused my car alarm to go off

xhalighx 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 9:20

I bet you're one of the dumbasses that lives in my apartment complex. If you're going to set such an idiotic thing as a car alarm, pay attention to the damn thing. If I hear another car alarm go off for twenty minutes at three in the morning, I'm going to key the car. >.<

Ejigantor 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 13:52

This is why those alarms are useless; they go off, some of the people who hear them will complain about the noise, and that is all. If there are actual theives trying to steal your car, nobody's going to stop them because of the annoying sounds- if anything, people will assume they're the owner trying to get into the car to turn off the damn alarm.

bellaluella 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:15

helloooooooooo im a carrrrrrrrrrrr GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN. backkkkseat. trunkkkspace.

thefuckinloser 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:26

lmao thats is a good one

XQuartzX 15

Tuesday 11 November 2014 20:12

well don't you know the things in life will make you go crazy?

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:26

I've done that before. Accidentally sat on the panic button.

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