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Therapist from Wish

By Marie - 27/07/2019 08:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was talking to my online therapist about my problems with relationships, mainly that guys only want sex and don't listen to me. After I'd confided in him, and told him how I felt about my issues, he told me he would marry me and have my children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 977

You deserved it 235

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 596

You deserved it 7 925

Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 118

You OK hun?

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, a sex phone worker asked me if I was alright and recommended I get some kind of therapy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 594

You deserved it 1 031

By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 039

You deserved it 5 930

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 447

You deserved it 4 307

Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 794

You deserved it 39 436

By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

Spicy

Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 241

You deserved it 6 555

By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 933

You deserved it 543

By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 660

You deserved it 6 189

By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 621

You deserved it 6 077

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Top comments

colderthanyou 15

Saturday 27 July 2019 14:40

Holy unprofessional. Time for a new therapist!

ahabsfan 14

Saturday 27 July 2019 14:42

He would have your children? Aren’t you supposed to have his?

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zeeba_neighba 10

Monday 29 July 2019 5:43

Can't get pregnant online, though ✔

Megan Upleger 3

Wednesday 31 July 2019 8:12

And that’s when you file a complaint with the company and the licensing board. Don’t let this predator do this to someone else

randybryant799 20

Monday 18 October 2021 23:42

How is he going to have your children??

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