Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had...

By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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By Harry - 29/11/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad, so we went to the edge of a cliff to relieve ourselves. He peed and it came and hit me in the face. He did it on purpose, so I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

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madon05 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:16

Throw something at your mentor instead?! Not rocks tho :-)...And cheer up (easy for me to say, huh?)

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:49

LOL! funny as shit! XD

Snake_Monkey 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:41

I suggest pissed as piss.

bobmandude 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:22

Hahahahaha! This would make me laugh at a funeral! But seriously, FYL.

tman188 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

tman188 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

tman188 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:36

what a surprise, your American

asscheaks 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:48

how come you posted it 3 times? are you dumb? oh wait, ur Canadian

humorizer 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:00

This is one of the more memorable FMLs. I read this like 3 years ago and still remember it vividly.

roflcopter657 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

that's terrible ******* advice... your mentor should be fired.

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:57

You should get an old junky car, then smash the crap out of it with a baseball bat.

kotabones 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:58

Don't stand 3 ft from said tree

frank_b102 9

Saturday 19 April 2014 8:52

That's what I do :P

MrBreaks 5

Tuesday 29 November 2016 0:46

Sledge hammer to a current demolition project.

um_duh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:17

Maybe now you'll learn to control your temper?

Kichi_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:18

Ouch.. FYL.. lol

BKF 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:18

FYL and your mentor.

Schadenfreude14 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:19

Maybe the trees are trying to tell you not to throw rocks at them? chill out maaaaaaaan!

chunkalicious 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 2:04

You must frequent r/trees. Fellow ents know the signs.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:19

lol before i finished reading i thought that you were going to hit a beehive with angry bees, that would've been funnier :D But yeah, FYL!!

Emwo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:20

XD At least you didnt get any bees released. your mentor sucks at advice

lifeislife_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:21

The tree also has anger management problems...

pirates_go_yarrr 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:22

hahaha! I agree with #7. You should throw rocks at your mentor instead. KIDDING.

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