School: There goes the neighborhood

There goes the neighborhood

By Backtoschool - 28/08/2018 15:00

Today, while preparing to move into my dorm, I received two e-mails from the campus police. The first stated that there had been 76 overdoses from a synthetic drug reported around campus this week and the second said there had been a stabbing on campus this morning. Happy back to school to me. FML

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You deserved it 186

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Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 310

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 16 556

By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 815

Haunted

By Anonymous - 21/09/2023 11:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I had my first trauma nightmare, about my classmates who had drugs planted on them so the police officers could abuse them for being queer. It's been 16 years since high school. FML

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You deserved it 207

Take the skinheads bowling

By American - 19/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML

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You deserved it 140

By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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You deserved it 296

Jacked

By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 09:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

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You deserved it 3 837

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 738

By dangerousknitter - 08/10/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 320

You deserved it 3 849

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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You deserved it 15 325

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:03

Wow well stay away from party's and get some mace and be safe 😊

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:14

Drugs are bad mmmkay? If you don’t do drugs, that shouldn’t worry you. Now the stabbing on the other hand, be aware of your surroundings and if somebody looks at you funny blow your rape whistle.

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Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:03

Wow well stay away from party's and get some mace and be safe 😊

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:14

Drugs are bad mmmkay? If you don’t do drugs, that shouldn’t worry you. Now the stabbing on the other hand, be aware of your surroundings and if somebody looks at you funny blow your rape whistle.

mikewang1526 3

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:24

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adelaine782002 17

Wednesday 29 August 2018 5:06

wtf?🤔🤔🤣

devi_916 39

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:40

Where the hell do you go to school?

chickensheep 15

Tuesday 28 August 2018 15:55

Let me guess... ‘Murica?

CerealBro1 13

Tuesday 28 August 2018 17:03

My first week back at college this semester there was an arsonist at my school, just lighting fires in several different bathrooms around campus. These are all things well look back on and laugh at I think

superlloyd 15

Tuesday 28 August 2018 17:10

you picked the school. the crime statistics are oublic information. lesson learn, pay more attention, be more responsible.

MrCT 22

Tuesday 28 August 2018 18:32

Are you going to school in New Haven, Ct?

gk222 10

Tuesday 28 August 2018 20:55

I was going to ask this?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 28 August 2018 22:08

I remember my school days... saluting a flag... being told God is real, and being gay will send you to Hell... oh, and shit like this. The more things change, the more they stay the same.