Things ain't changed much

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I was telling my dad that scientists had discovered a new sea creature. He said it was all BS and that scientists just make things up to cover conspiracies. I'm a biological sciences major. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

So be honest OP, what conspiracy are you trying to cover up?

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Thebestinclass 16

Your dad is saying that so you believe less and less in conspiracy theories because he works for the government. Put on your tinfoil hat everyone.

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zeffra13 31

I know the feels, OP. I'm a conservation major and my dad works for a company that makes oil drilling machine.

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dutchy86 20

the truth can be hard... but, that's wat dad's are for

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Silentshdw13 22

Just imagine his mind being blown if he could see said creature. The reaction along with an "I told you so" would be satisfying.

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GhostFox 33

Is this a recurring issue? Because if it is, that sounds... Unsafe, especially if he has access to weapons Especially since it sounds like he associates it with you. Even if it isn't unsafe, if he starts to think you are part of the conspiracy, it could get more unhealthy.

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worldclassrager 39

I remember when that sea spider was discovered...what has been found OP? I am curious

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Levvy 22

Which do you mean by"that"? Sea spiders are an entire order of various arthropod families.

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Levvy 22

... The hell kinda conspiracy do sea slugs cover up?

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