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By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I was telling my dad that scientists had discovered a new sea creature. He said it was all BS and that scientists just make things up to cover conspiracies. I'm a biological sciences major. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

So be honest OP, what conspiracy are you trying to cover up?

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Thebestinclass 16

Your dad is saying that so you believe less and less in conspiracy theories because he works for the government. Put on your tinfoil hat everyone.

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Comments

Levvy 22

Go ahead and tell us what conspiracy theory is being covered up by "new sea creature found".

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Geckosrock99 33

Why doesn't your dad understand that if a new species was to be discovered, it would most likely be underwater? The sea is vast and we can't go to the bottom of the ocean.

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SecundusSecunda 27

If I'm not wrong, humans have already been to the deepest part of the ocean. This doesn't mean there aren't new species that remain to be discovered.

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MonstreBelle 29

Well ****, 35, I accidentally thumbed down your comment. Sorry about that! If I remember correctly, James Cameron did in fact make a successful dive to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the last couple of years.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Yes :) I also remembering watching on Discovery Channel how they dove and found another liquid at the bottom of the ocean! It was like a small lake within the ocean, very interesting stuff

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MonstreBelle 29

And they say FML is a waste of time. I just learned something new!

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Levvy 22

Yeah! Those "underwater lakes" and "underwater rivers" are, if I recall correctly, basically just ultra-salinated water that's denser and kinda separates from the surrounding water. They're neat as heck.

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TrainWreck111 6

Is this really an FML? Your dad was probably joking

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donuts678 25

It would be a bigger FML if he was the bio major.

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teribaby89 9

Ur dad is an idiot

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Eleora 19

But foreal... what new species did the scientists discover? I'm genuinely curious.

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Biker66_fml 2

Well, you're only responsible for what you say, not for what other people think.

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Richard6036 13

Sadly you chose to have a conversation with somebody with a limited IQ and expected an intelligent response, I had a similar conversation with a friend when I tried to explain that our sun is a star that is just close to us.

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MaleficusTheUnsung 16

So wut was the new sea creature??? Lulz

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