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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
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brontide 0

It's your ex who should be posting here, not you.

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sLap_fml 0

LOL that's hilarious. at least you have something she doesn't ;)

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missbricat 2

that is ******* hilarious!!

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Jeanni_Nicole 0

HAHA good one. but it sounds like you aren't over her quite yet..

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amykillswitch 0

bahahahah thats hilarious. like most other people have said though, it sounds like your not over her.

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bigcrazymike 6

LMAO thats what she gets!

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ShortyBBangin 0

hahahaha....oh boyfriend got burned. ha...but i'd be so pissed if one of my exes said that to my boyfriend.

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GioChaos 0

that's not a f*** my life, thats like F*** her life, owned and ftw! all at the same time, lool

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1FML1 3

wow lame dude so your fault your dum :P sounded jealous ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? SHe was probably thinking but he is better =O

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