Kids and Work: This charming man

This charming man

By prince-charming - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Kuwait

Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of, "Nooooo!" FML

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Pi Rick 9

Tuesday 12 September 2017 9:18

That's why you should never let children answer questions

cperagui 18

Sunday 1 July 2018 9:22

honestly same dude..

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Pi Rick 9

Tuesday 12 September 2017 9:18

That's why you should never let children answer questions

cperagui 18

Sunday 1 July 2018 9:22

honestly same dude..

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 August 2023 4:16

Good thing that no one has taught them: U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi You ugly Hey, hey, you ugly.

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 9 August 2023 3:52

I wonder what "handsome" even means to a 5 year old. Probably for the best you don't look like a 10 year old Justine beiber or something.

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Today, I made the mistake of uttering the phrase "I’m not like other girls" at work when discussing how I prefer staying in and reading over going out to a bar. Now none of the other girls in the office will talk to me and are calling me a "pick-me." FML

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Today, my sister, who has "borrowed" almost nine hundred dollars from me over the last few months, told me I was pathetic for not having my driver's license yet and that I "wasn't normal". I was saving that money for my driving lessons. FML

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Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML

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Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML

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Today, I hit a new low in my diet. There was a danish sitting on the table in the break room at work, and I wanted it. At the end of day, one of the guys threw it into the dumpster. Guess who just ate a dumpster danish. FML

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Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML

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Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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