Health: Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee...

By gimpy - 23/06/2016 15:00 - United States - Panama City

Today, I was carrying my coffee from the kitchen to the coffee table and couch. Last week I had ACL surgery, so I'm on crutches. Unfortunately, I got the urge to sneeze on my walk to the couch. I didn't make it to the couch before I sneezed and spilled coffee everywhere. FML

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By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Fred666 - 02/12/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I sneezed while wearing wireless earbuds. The force of the sneeze catapulted one earbud across the room, where it landed perfectly in a cup of coffee. My coffee now plays podcasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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Friday 24 June 2016 15:11

Maybe consider a sippy cup until you're feeling better? You wouldn't want to burn yourself by accident!

Internetflakes 13

Friday 24 June 2016 15:19

In your condition, I'd be equally concerned about whether or not you were burned, and how to clean up the mess.

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DocDrose 20

Friday 24 June 2016 15:11

Maybe consider a sippy cup until you're feeling better? You wouldn't want to burn yourself by accident!

Internetflakes 13

Friday 24 June 2016 15:19

In your condition, I'd be equally concerned about whether or not you were burned, and how to clean up the mess.

FlamingColor 30

Friday 24 June 2016 15:41

Life came that day just to **** your shit up. Happier times coming ahead OP!

curlyhairedone 13

Friday 24 June 2016 15:52

I hope you feel better OP

gingerrenee 3

Friday 24 June 2016 15:59

At least you didn't spill the coffee on your couch in that case

theaustin 16

Friday 24 June 2016 16:26

that sux, get well soon OP

Joseph24689 14

Friday 24 June 2016 17:07

Why is this being down voted?

22IrishGirl22 16

Friday 24 June 2016 19:44

Hey, that happened to me too. Broke my ankle. Then had to clean the mess up alone. Wasn't fun. Hope you feel better soon!

sloth115 18

Friday 24 June 2016 20:13

next time think of purple dinosaurs. it tends to work

sturschaedel 27

Friday 24 June 2016 21:20

Having had ACL surgery and crutches a few years back I wonder: how did you carry the coffee in the first place? It's not like you have any hands free. Next time consider putting the coffee in a thermos and carrying it and the cup in a bag. Get better soon!

MDoremis 38

Friday 24 June 2016 22:06

Using just one crotch and having a free hand. I did that after my ankle repair surgery when I needed something and no one was home to get it for me. Or OP carried it by the rim of the cup in their mouth.