This is all over the place

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 08:00

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Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML
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Anderling 32

Aaand this is why it's advised to get a full screening when you're going to be exclusive with someone new. It sucks that you found out like this though.

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Bammer1389 7

No sex in 15 years?!? That’s not a girlfriend that’s a friend and not a very good one by the sounds of things.

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Anderling 32

Aaand this is why it's advised to get a full screening when you're going to be exclusive with someone new. It sucks that you found out like this though.

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RichardPencil 30

You haven't had sex in 15 years? You don't have a girlfriend -- you have a buddy.

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Bammer1389 7

No sex in 15 years?!? That’s not a girlfriend that’s a friend and not a very good one by the sounds of things.

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lilacgold 16

OP could be asexual and very content not having sex for all you know - 15 years ago might be the last time they gave into pressure to do it. Lack of sex doesn't automatically mean an unhappy relationship.

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mechgineer 3

if it’s a virus, it could remain dormant in him for his whole life, but it could active in someone else’s body. If it’s not a dormant virus then IDFK

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