Love, Cars and Relatable: Rejection hotline

Rejection hotline

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 12:00

Today, after having my car's oil changed, I asked the girl at the front desk for her number and she gave it to me, so I was excited all day. That night I texted her and she asked who it was and I told her my name, then she told me she gave her number out to a lot of customers, so she didn’t remember me. FML

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You deserved it 909

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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You deserved it 298

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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You deserved it 3 416

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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You deserved it 3 331

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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You deserved it 5 679

Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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You deserved it 22 034

By gman - 12/09/2018 03:30

Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML

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You deserved it 475

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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You deserved it 8 615

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 095

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 14:16

So instead of giving creeps a fake number she gives them a real one, but uses it to embarrass them? That'll teach you.

poopface82 19

Sunday 24 April 2022 18:09

Sometimes you roll all sixes. This was not any such occasion. Keep your chin up, learn from it and be excellent to the people you interact with.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 14:16

So instead of giving creeps a fake number she gives them a real one, but uses it to embarrass them? That'll teach you.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 April 2022 15:27

That's the time you send her an unsolicited dick pic. She decide real quick whether she wants to remember you. You are welcome for this extremely genius advice.

poopface82 19

Sunday 24 April 2022 18:09

Sometimes you roll all sixes. This was not any such occasion. Keep your chin up, learn from it and be excellent to the people you interact with.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 25 April 2022 2:36

Yeah don't ask people for their number at work like that. She was nice to you because it's her job, not because she liked you.

lexxiasaurus 27

Wednesday 27 April 2022 21:09

you might as well try to start stalking her home now. she's working, what did you think was gonna happen? she gets hit on for being polite (actually just doing her job) and you get told the truth, so now you're upset you weren't the first, or the fact you now know that? ask for a real date first nowadays most girls know texts go nowhere (as we see here) or just fluttering around the idea of seeing each other and never executing the plan if you're not ready to ask for a real date right away, then just leave the working girls be