This is going to get old pretty quick

By Mike Messenger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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fay32 16

the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

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caohm 18

the bird may or may not have an unfortunate accident in the near future if they don't shut it up.

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\ 28

Teach it to say "I did your mom!"

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vipirius 18

23. I'm pretty sure OP isn't a 12 year old.

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rich443 22

Why must we start with bird violence. Maybe try peaceful talk with the neighbours to see if they can silence it. If not, I agree kill it.

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\ 28

I understand, but it's better that than a chainsaw...

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FimogenFeels 14

That sucks! Might want to invest in some earplugs!

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TwistedCherub1 15

I remember living in apartments and thinking someday I would have a house where I wouldn't have to hear everything the neighbors do. I wish that were true. I guess ear plugs or living away from town are the only way to get peace and quiet.

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xx000o 27

Worst thing on my list is a smoke detector.

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fay32 16

the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

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olpally 32

That isn't mr. Rogers neighborhood. Tough luck op.

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Since1998 20

Not sure if this comment relates, or if I am an idiot

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tyler_mcdolan 10

Time to invest in noise canceling headphones

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justconcon33 7

I'd pay to hear a bird that can imitate a chainsaw.

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MrSassypants 33

Then give me $50 bucks and I'll direct you to a YouTube video. You could look it up yourself.... actually, you can't, you have to pay me $50.

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caohm 18

#7 you live up to your name *nods sagely*

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Wowxoxo 17

If you youtube the lyre bird (as the person above me indicated) then you'll get to see this on the documentary without even needing to pay anybody!

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saad2605 16

#6 I'm sure OP wouldn't mind renting you a room if she has a spare. You can pay her $200 a month or something. Plus you get a dream come true ;P

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Axel5238 29

The opportunities for hilarity...OP please continue to make fml's regarding the amazing bird if something happens.

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rich443 22

I can see it now " Today, I started my mission to assassination my neighbours loud bird...."

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junkman6 22

Just round up some stray cats for the assassination. Please, I can already see the FML. Today, a horde of stray cats got into my house and ate my bird. FML.

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giraffelovergirl 19

Time to invest in a new house... Or a gun to kill the bird

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rich443 22

if anything that deescalated quickly. I think I'd would try killing bird first before buying a new house or maybe seeing if the neighbours can shut the bird.

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