This is going to get old pretty quick

By Mike Messenger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML
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fay32 16

the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

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Dobhrionn 10

That would usually be found in Australia. If you want to, you could easily teach it a thing or two for a bit of entertainment

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Time to pull out the BB gun

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rich443 22

that's too big of a gun bb gun tops but I'm thinking ninja dart gun

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FlyingPie 17

Sounds like your new neighborhood is for the birds.

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Gho5tk3y 17

I wonder if it can imitate the sound of birdshot >:)

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perdix 29

No wonder your rent was so… *lowers sunglasses* cheep.

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zoegirl_455 30

I have to wonder how that bird chose to mostly imitate chainsaws and car alarms...probably not a good thing that bird heard those specific sounds so much to be able to imitate them

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Ki11erC 18

I thought serial killers and car thieves were commonplace in every neighbourhood?

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