Birds and Animals: This is going to get old pretty quick - FML

This is going to get old pretty quick

By Mike Messenger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML

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King_paradox 22

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:00

Well, what an alarming situation

fay32 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 20:02

the chainsaw will come in handy when you've just watched a scary movie by your self. ..

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LadyGunslinger 5

Monday 21 October 2013 10:15

The family across the street have 2 birds, they keep them in their sound magnifying garage...I shit you not, these things sound like the dragons on Game of Thrones and I can hear them from INSIDE my house. I feel for you.

penashmul 19

Monday 12 May 2014 2:25

If it's too bad of a problem, you can always call the local humane society (not pound) about the noise

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