Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Thoughts and prayers - FML

Thoughts and prayers

By the hated - 09/07/2013 02:02 - United States - Absecon

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

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You deserved it 5 467

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By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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You deserved it 358

By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 842

You deserved it 4 753

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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You deserved it 47 235

Not a laughing matter

By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 09:31 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 231

You deserved it 4 959

By like - 14/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML

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You deserved it 200 204

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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You deserved it 6 159

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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You deserved it 298

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 163

You deserved it 4 478

You're going to hell

By he's not the one going to hell - 12/09/2014 21:11 - Australia

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 214

You deserved it 3 423

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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You deserved it 51 872

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Top comments

Dswank620 18

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:16

Time to get some new friends OP

HowAreYouToday 34

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:16

Either they're joking, or you have some mofos to unfriend.

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:21

Get off facebook and go out and live...

xoxdezi 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:21

YOLO

whiteboy896 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:23

shut up...

Ayanpatel95 7

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:21

Take a chill pill, it's a prank

cmayer 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:21

But you didn't die right? So what's the problem?

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Friday 16 August 2013 3:27

The problem is her "friends" wish she was dead.

narkill 13

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:25

Hopefully they weren't upset about your death, Maby they were just trying to be cool cats.

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:41

*kewl kats

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:13

No.

bob226 7

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:32

Hey at least you know people will care when you die

Accuraxy 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:38

I'm sure it's just a joke OP. Don't sweat it.

Merylwen 24

Tuesday 9 July 2013 11:01

Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's okay. Some jokes are exceptionnally bad and cruel, and that is one of them.

Wowxoxo 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:38

Suicide would be too cliché now OP.. Go out into that world and make something of yourself!

purebliss_fml 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 10:01

That 'friend' of yours who made the page is an anus. Forget the stupid comment... Succeed in life and give them nothing to talk about. Best form of revenge!

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Tuesday 9 July 2013 10:10

Assholes...

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Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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You deserved it 980

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Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML

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You deserved it 707

Today, I was going at it with my boyfriend when he asked what nickname I wanted to be called. I told him to make something up. A few seconds later, he called me Buzz Lightyear. FML

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You deserved it 489

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

Today, I tore my calf muscle while skipping and singing Yellow Brick Road. I'm off my foot for 4-6 weeks and don't even have a cool story. FML

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You deserved it 407

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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You deserved it 9 125

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

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