Throw away the key

By Raged af - 16/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Miami

Today, my ex-boyfriend was granted parole, community service, and “rehabilitation” for the crime of breaking into my house, kidnapping my dog and killing her while I was at work, as retaliation for me breaking up with him. FML
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cuz803 44

This just might be the most insane FML I've ever read. I dare anyone to try and challenge this claim. OP, I'm sorry that nutball did something so psychotic....I hope you mentally fare well and never see him ever again. This almost gives me serial killer vibes.

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Vesi 29

I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.

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cuz803 44

This just might be the most insane FML I've ever read. I dare anyone to try and challenge this claim. OP, I'm sorry that nutball did something so psychotic....I hope you mentally fare well and never see him ever again. This almost gives me serial killer vibes.

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Thaylok 17

It should give those vibes. Most serial killers started out abusing animals. The guy is seriously dangerous. Sadly, a restraining order is just a piece if paper to someone like that.

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Charlie Given 26

Time for a restraining order if there wasn't one already in place and arm yourself that guy sounds like a psychopath!!!😧 might want to even consider changing your name and moving.

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Rake 15

Why would a guy that breaks into a house and murders a dog will care about a restraining order?

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ODBeefalo 10

restraining orders don't work on psychos, you might be thinking crosses and holy water... I might be thinking vampires... this whole situation is ****** op shoupd get all three, and then move, maybe a tazer and self defense lessons on top of it all.

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Vesi 29

I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.

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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4

Noooooooo this is the stuff of nightmares. I’m sorry this happened to you. This is the prime example of the INJustice system. Yet people get much heavier sentences for a gram of w**d. Smh

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turnabouttrial 21

dogs are family members. I hope you sued him for emotional damages, take him for all he's worth and take the money to start a new life somewhere where you're safe.

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mimisky 7

Omg, I’m sooo sorry! I’d love to help you get that pos back! Why aren’t laws much stricter?! Pisses me off!

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WardenWolf 26

Buy a gun and learn how to use it, NOW. That may be the only thing that saves you when this insane person comes around. You're in Florida, a free state. It's not difficult.

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